Sleep Humper Bed
a bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. a man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his p-n-s into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love s-x toy. the man will then proceed to hump the bed until he -j-c-l-t-s as the s-m-n is washed down into a connected sewer line.
honey, i bought the brand new sleep humper bed so you won’t have to worry about s-x anymore.
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