Sleep Noises!


a sleep noise otherwise known as. an absolutely irratating f-cking noise people make whilst alseep.
man: dude im so tired im going to bed.
dude: man you better not make those f-ckin sleep noises! like you were doing a couple of days ago.
man: i don’t even know what a sleep noise is i’m offended that you said anything f-ck you!

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