Sleep wank
to wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm
“ahh sh-t i must have been sleep w-nking all night”
the act of w-nking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unf-ckingbelievably hot chicks.
griigor: i should have my good sleepw-nk and a nap.
the art of having a w-nk whilst sleeping.
“i had an awesome sleepw-nk last night dude”
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