Sleep Wanking
the act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
martyn: you guys ever tried sleep w-nking?
zach: yeah! it’s great cause you always win
steven: unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess…
lads: aye!
indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of s-xual frustration.
tim has never had s-x. one day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepw-nking.
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