sleep whore
a person who sleeps way too much, or sleeps in too late.
(i.e.: 3 p.m.)
hey, john. how are you?
what the f— man? you woke me up!
honestly, john, you’re such a sleep wh-r-. it’s 3 p.m.!
the physical embodyment of that which is “sleep”. it can be referred to as either gender.
so many people go to sleep (visit the sleep wh-r-) every day and its free. so not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep wh-r- every day, but the sleep wh-r- is cheap too.
sleep is a wh-r-.
“im very tired… im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep wh-r-. goodnight friend!”
one who wh-r-s themself to sleep
you, sir, are a sleep wh-r-.
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