sleepbating
when a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an -rg-sm without stimulation. the only explanation is that she was sleepbating. sleepbating implies that the female individual was s-xually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a s-xy -ss motherf-cker. this can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
desiree: holy f-ck… did i just have s-x???… nah, i must’ve been sleepbating again.
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