sleepbow
verb: when someone elbows you, most cases the face, when they are sleeping.
i got a bruise on my head, you must have sleepbowed me last night.
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- Rashtag
having your girlfriend give you a hickey then pretending its a rash which bruises once cream is applied. “oh my gosh! sam’s been rashtagged by ellie!” concealing a hickey by telling your friends it’s a rash. the rash may bruise once cream is applied. oh my, sam has a rashtag!
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