sleephawk


the mohawk-like hairstyle created by those with shorter hair lying on one’s sides during sleep.
i thought her short hair was cool until i woke up next to her in the morning and she had a stupid-looking sleephawk.

this is the easiest style ever-i just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.

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