Sleeping Beauty


– when you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then m-st-rb-t- so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

– a term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.
– i got bored of w-nking myself off so i just do a sleeping beauty it feels better.

– quote from the inbetweeners, ‘my brother made it up!’
to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you w-nk feels like someone else is doing it for you.
tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great
while a person is yawning or snoring, insert your p-n-s into their mouth.
i gave her a sleeping beauty last night and she totally went for it, it’s so r-t-rded it has to work!
the act of having s-xual intercourse with one’s girlfriend or spouse when said girlfriend/spouse has fallen asleep or p-ssed out due to over exhaustion or being overly intoxicated.
“my wife was so drunk last night she fell asleep so i had to pull a sleeping beauty on her.”
people that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having s-x, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a cl-ssroom.
ole: c’mon i cannot take this anymore jon
jon: what!? what did i do now?
ole: you did it again, sleeping beauty! you felt asleep during the meeting!!!
jon: oopss, sorry… did anybody realize that?
the act of j-zzing on someone’s eyes in their sleep. the receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with s-m-n or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.
“oh sh-t, dawg! i gave that ho a sleeping beauty! b-tch woke up screamin’, “ahhh! n-gg- i can’t see!!!!”

-or-

“i gave that f-cker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the c-m all over his face. he was like, “what the f-ck is this sh-t!?”
ejactulating ropes of s-m-n onto a girl’s face while she sleeps.
i gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

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