sleeping giant
p-n-s on its dormant state. a flaccid schl-ng.
don’t snuggle too much honey.. it’s too early in the morning you might awaken a “sleeping giant”.
a term used to define a ‘flaccid p-n-s’.
don’t snuggle too much on me honey, it’s too early in the morning, you might awaken a ‘sleeping giant’.
a sleeping giant is a strong faithful christian who is “sleeping” or hiding. he/she could influence so many people but chooses to stay silent.
the sleeping giant kept quiet about his religion.
(n.) a calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succ-m to visciousness.
see awaken a sleeping giant
since yawning has been proven contagious, the sleeping giant is both a pleasurable and scientifically correct experience.
the sleeping giant, is when you yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. you wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. now, seize the moment, and insert your p-n-s into her drowsy wonder cave (mouth). with your p-n-s now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a sleeping giant, literally.
-also known in the asian community, as “yawning dragon, angry egg roll.”
“man, i had to yawn for 37 minutes last night before i hit that b-tch with a sleeping giant.”
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