Sleeping Hippo
a t-rd left in the top tank of a toilet. often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.
liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.
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