sleeping policeman


another term for a speed b-mp.
“dude, the bottom part of my b-mper came off because i didn’t see the sleeping policeman on the road!”
the jamaican term for ‘speed b-mps.’
i totaled my car after hitting some sleeping policemen at 100mph, mon!
to have an “angry” p-n-s tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
mother tereasa:”your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman i see?!”

pope jp 2:”no,its mearly peering over the garden fence”

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