sleeping pull
when a man m-st-rb-t-s just before bed in order it to sleep better
man1:”hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep”
man2:”just have a sleeping pull”
man1:”oh yea true, alright night man”
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