sleeping sperm donkey
while the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to m-st-rb-t-. just before -j-c-l-t–n, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim’s lips, and punch them dead in the face. right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, “i got ya b-tch!,” then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. name inspired by the donkey punch
b: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of s-x, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
k: what a b-tch.
b: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep i gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
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