Sleepless-drunk


when one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. but, the thing is, they aren’t. they just haven’t gotten sleep for the past 2 days. yep. so, how i feel while typing this, basically.
“dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird..”
non-sleepless-drunk guy: “what exactly are you saying?”
sleep-less-drunk guy: “i dunno man.. i’m drunk again.. he he. i should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

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