Sleepsterbaiting
when one m-st-rb-t-s while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy
bob:”man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning”
henry:”why?”
bob:”i guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again”
henry:”wow, even in your sleep your the h-rn–st person i know”
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