Sleepy Batman


when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a sleeping person’s closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.
well she wouldn’t blow me for our anniversary so i figured i’d deploy the sleepy batman during her rem cycle.

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