sleepy sex
to have s-x with someone while they’re still asleep or drowsy.
in the early morning i will suprise my boyfriend with sleeping s-x. i slide on his erection just before he wakes up.
somnophilia. a fetish in which a person fantasizes about having s-x with somebody who is unconscious at the time.
this is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.
“don’t p-ss out in front of him.”
“why not?”
“really into sleepys-x, that one.”
what you give your woman using your morning glory
i woke at 4 am with a m-ssive p-ss hard-on and slipped it into nanci;she doesn’t mind sleepy s-x provided that you don’t wake her up too much.
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