Slendy Tubbie
slendy tubbies are a terrifying spin on the traditional childrens show “teletubbies”. also a spin on the terrifyingly awesome game “slender-man: the 8 pages”.
toddler: mommy i dont like the the teletubbies.
mother: why?
toddler: look!
(toddler shows mother photo of slendy tubbies.)
(mother faints due to terror.)
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