Slexcon
the combination of the future. consisting of s-x, sleep, and bacon. all better uses of the morning hours. see: texts from last night on facebook.
(919): f-ck morning cl-sses. f-ck early work. f-ck anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping, s-x or bacon.
i would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to cl-ss or working.
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