Slexting
the definition of “s-xting”….is the combination of sleeping and texting. when one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. therefore the next morning one will not remember slexting nor have any idea what the slext said.
hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on…and you replied “waffles”….whats up with that?
f-ck my bad guy, i was h-lla slexting you…
believe it or not something worse than drunk texting has come along: slexting or in other words sleeptexting. the slexter (sleeptexter) is usually the victim of receiving a text message while they are near unconsiousness while the slextee (sleeptextee) receives a completely incoherent response to their original text because the slexter has responded without being aware of doing so.
slextee: i wasn’t joking when i said i’ve loved you for seven years last night over text message. but yet you seemed to think it was a joke because you responded with the word “oooogleeey.” either that or you were slexting me.
slexter: why would you tell me that over text message?
the definition of “slexting”….is the combination of sleeping and texting. when one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. therefore the next morning one will not remember slexting nor have any idea what the slext said.
hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on…and you replied “waffles”….wh ats up with that?
f-ck my bad guy, i was h-lla slexting you…
the act of texting while half asleep. you will look at your phone the next morning and not remember any of the messages you sent.
you cant take anything i sent you last night seriously because i was slexting!!!
sleep texting, texting while unaware of what you are even talking about
yeah i must of been slexting you last night, i don’t remember that conversation at all
sleeping while texting.
girl sleeping, suddenly got a text message:
girl texting: im still sleeping. call you in morning.
friend: oooh. slexting, huh.
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