slice ‘n dice


when the girl giving you oral s-x has braces,the braces scr-pe up your d-ck, and it hurts like a b-tch!
laurie was all slice ‘n dice on my d-ck. next time i am just going straight for the poon.
iz t3h m05t 1337 hax p3r50n evar
i got haxed by slicendice

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