Slick Susan
before or while engaging in s-xual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the -n-s with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. she can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. at the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his t-st-cl-s as he sobs and gags. this is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent s-x act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.
after i gave sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn’t say a word until after she pulled a slick susan on me. now i’ll never have children again.
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