Slide Hammer Hand Job
similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. this takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either p-sses out from pain or a bl–dy ejactulate occurs. hopefully both. slavic in orgin.
you guys hear about kurt? he spent all day in the er cause his slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a slide hammer hand job. he won’t be riding his bike for a while.
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