slidenglide
‘slide ‘n’ glide’ – descriptive term given to the s-xual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the “moby”(my slang for p-n-s, moby d-ck) is inserted into the ‘jack and danny’, without actually taking off the panties.
particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..
‘bob’ and ‘jane’ were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut b-tter sarnies, when bob thought.. “hey, i reckon i can see a “slidenglide” opportunity here” – and i’m gonna “go for gold”…
“jane darling, would you like to try this sausage?!”
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