Slim Dumas
this term originally died out with the extinction of the western maryland pygmy sometime around the 5th century bc; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of frederick county, maryland have necessitated its resurgence.
1. a p-n-s so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. a p-n-s so puny that it’s sometimes bruised by the t-st-cl-s.
3. a p-n-s so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
this slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if i probe and penetrate my -n-s enough i can pop my manhood right side out.
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