Slimey Naval
verb:
when you c-m all over a girl’s stomach and then wipe it off for her, like the gentleman you are, and secretly leave a load in her belly-b-tton so that when she stands up it’ll all drip down to her cl-torous.
today me and greg were having s-x and he came all over me. he offered to wipe it all off and i thought it was so sweet. then when i stood up it all oozed down to my v-g-n-. grooosssssss!!!!!! slimey naval!
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