slimey pirate
when a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
oh my gosh, norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, i thought for sure i would need to wear an eye patch today!
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