slimjim
a p-n-s that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim
she wants my slim jim. i cant blame her.
the best red faction…halo.. and unreal tournament player ever!
dude 1: did u see that guy get owned by slimmy!!?
dude 2: h-ll yah man!!! slim ownz!
a delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. that may or may not be true. currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the united states. it has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.
slim jims go well with a cold soft drink.
a tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by ‘pulling up’ the lock within the door.
i boosted that car with a slim jim
beef sticks of unsurp-ssed -rg-smic flavor.
i eat a slim jim© every day.
a beef stick.
need a little excitement!?!? snap it to a slim jim!!!! ooooh yeah!
a long metal device for like seven bucks at auto zone that fits in between the door and window of an older car with mechanical locks that grabs the locking mechanism and pulls it up to unlock the door.
taking a slim jim to a parking garage with no security at night to shop for radios and speakers.
a long, skinny spliff built by only the most masterfull rollers
james rolled a choong slim jim
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