Slimulator
the act of simulating what you’d look like if you were a bit more toned and slim. usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy in the mirror.
me: hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
you: i think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
me: ugggh, yeah i already did. i’ll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.
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