slip cover
when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones c-ck with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-“hey man i just got laid by becky last night!”
troy-“oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man…”
joe-“its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover”
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