Slipper Sneaks
slippers that also act as tennis shoes. they can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. they are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as “moon stretches”. the only known pair of slipper sneaks belongs to gysgt. beatrice middleton. they are crazy sweet. so if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of slipper sneaks.
beatrice: hey honey, did you see that moon? i’d better put on my slipper sneaks.
bryant: okay, it must be time for our moon stretches again. but what are slipper sneaks?
beatrice: only the most comfy sneakers ever! they’re not only slippers, they’re tennis shoes. you see here? (she lifts her foot up showing bryant) see, they look like a tennis shoe. but they’re also a slipper.
bryant: where can i get a pair? i love these!
beatrice: easy, honey. i’ve got tons of these. now how about we do a nice, soft m-ssage on you? these slipper sneaks would work great for that.
bryant: awesome! that felt really good. you almost went whole body, there.
beatrice: yes, slipper sneaks rule! a sneaker and a slipper combined. the best shoes any gunny granny could wear. a gunny granny’s gotta love her shoes, now. (she kisses bryant)
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