Slippery Cactus


while at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you sh-t everywhere and begin to cry
last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
a slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. this is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater lake tahoe basin,
lets go to past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

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