slippery cricket


this act involves 3 people. a male covers his p-n-s in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female’s v-g-n- while another person sh-ts down a 3 inch wide piece of pvc pipe shoved in the female’s -n-s then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their -ss on her face and p-ssing on the male with the ice cream covered p-n-s.
neil: last night devon and i gave tina a slippery cricket she’ll never forget.

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