slippery kitchen worktop


the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you’re making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. the worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid sh-t or perhaps c-m after the session, just depends on where and how you did it 😉
mums love slippery kitchen worktops

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