Slippery Mango
when a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. the girl must be fairly heavy-set. instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. when the male is ready to -rg-sm, he -j-c-l-t-s into the mango. the girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
sam: dude last night, i had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
rich: dude that was my mom!!!
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