Slippery Martha


(n) when a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. causing a slippery martha feeling of canadian pleasure.
“man, i got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! she was one slick b-tch!”

“ill!! what a slippery martha!”

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