slippery melon
a bald man’s head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her v-lv- on his scalp. her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. the longer she rubs, the shinier the head. the grooming habits of the woman don’t matter, as her pubic hair can add to the l-ster.
that bald man sure gets a lot of p-ssy…check out his slippery melon!
that old stud sure knows how to make a girl c-m her panties, check out that slippery melon.
better bring your shades to grandpa’s pool party, there’s gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
Read Also:
- shitate
a big ole sh-t i just took a sh-tate in my friends toliet.
- vagueing
gossiping or being salty about “jessica is so salty” “who she been vagueing about now?”
- cum sailed
a woman that gives a bl-wj-b to everyone in the room all in a line. b-tch, you totaly c-m sailed that party the other night!
- crotchidy
uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. grumpy with a bit of sas!! your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.
- mary helena
she’s the type of girl who is shy but put her with the right people and she’s the happiest and most bubbly person ever. she is very supportive and loyal and be with you through thick and thin. mary helena tries to be friends with everyone she meets and does whatever she can to make […]