slippery mermaid


lubricating a women’s inner thighs and having s-x with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
she was on her period, it wasn’t my birthday so -n-l was out of the question, and her br–sts were not large enough to effectively t-tty f-ck, so i helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

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