slippery salamander
using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.
when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (p-n-s) and proceeds to stick it in h-lls angels sweaty/hairy -sshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.
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