slippery tomato
a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bl–dy discharge face first into the female’s reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bl–dy v-g-n-.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?
no!!! what a sick b-st-rd
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