slit knit


slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
“i cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side”

“ugh, i need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow”

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