slit taint


the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial v-g-n- on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bl–dy f-cking mess.

note: must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bl–dy slit taint.

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