slit-wrist girlfriend


your friend’s crazy, sl-tty, insecure b-tch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

they typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
i hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

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