Sliza


large amazonian supposed woman. it says it’s a woman, but to watch it in action, one might not be so sure. signs to look for in a sliza:

-6 feet tall
-heavy
-bad hair
-usually something rooted in it’s front teeth
-loud whining voice
-the only one who laughs at it’s own jokes
i made the mistake of coming to work, and i got to hear the sliza whine about her aching p-ssy, then i got to see her humping her coworker’s leg.

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