slizzed


something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
“d-mn! you slizzed!?”
beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the h-ll is going on.
“d-mn i got slizzed at that party. i woke up the next day and didn’t know why i wasn’t wearing pants.”
to be intoxicated
boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
when one gets more drunk than anyone. the drunkest one has ever been. getting slizzed can only end up good. if one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.
oh sh-t, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

im getting h-lla slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

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