Slizzered


the state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar
i can’t believe how slizzered i got last night, you should have seen it!
extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the southeast (atlanta)
“leave you like a lizard when i’m slizzered or sober” – outkast
a portmanteau of ‘sleazy’ and ‘plastered.’

the state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.
did you see jersey sh-r- last night? snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.
adj. – completely intoxicated off sizzurp. made famous in connection with its consumption in one’s ride, which may well be a g6. could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
protective mother – “son, stay away from that purple drank. it killed dj screw!”
unheeding son – “yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
the state of waking up the morning after a rediclous night and still being fubar
the song “still slizzered from the night before”
a bunch of red-faced asians actin’ like they drunk.
oh mai gawd, chow, i’m slizzered.
verb- the act of chugging a four loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the four loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then p-ssing the four loko. can also be done solo if you really want to get fubar. predominantly found on long island, especially in the m-ssapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the boston area with dispersion of college students.
i don’t remember anything after we all got slizzered.

yo man, let’s get slizzered! i’ve got the four lokos!
i’ll get the pop-tarts! what flavor?
come on man, it has to be strawberry!

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