slizzurd
adj.
being extremely drunk, the over-indulgence of alcoholic beverages, the inability to function while intoxicated.
vhvcjfr,chfymcjnedhmcghdv slizzurd!(man dude, im f-ckin’ slizzurd!) j,gcruftvugiufch.l,w (i hope you’re driving.)
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