Slobbin’ the Hobbit
noun
1. a term used to describe the s-xual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized p-n-s of an adult male.
“after all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of “are you in?” he got from his normal s-xual partners, timothy and his tiny p-n-s was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin’ the hobbit.”
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