Slobjaüer
(pr-n. slob-jow-er)
an act of f-ll-t– as performed on a flaccid and unerect p-n-s, to the point of s-xual climax and -j-c-l-t–n.
1) i wasn’t feeling well last night man, i just couldn’t get it up. so my girl gave me a gnarly slobjaüer.
2) my girlfriend wanted to give me a slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid b-n-r kept getting in the way.
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